Ladies….Here it is! Everything you need to know to understand how to relate to a man. Occasionally, there is an exception and I know many of you are looking for THAT man but they are few and far between and not appreciated by the rest of us.
Men are SIMPLE! We want an attractive mate. We will love her as she is (but only the parts that were there when we met). We want her to admire us. Tell us how manly we are (handsome, strong, smart). We are looking for someone to help around the house (balance the checkbook, cook a little). We need someone who shares our hobbies (football-our team, not yours….fishing- we can bait your hook but only if you wear makeup…..canoeing (yes, you will get VERY wet). We don’t like your hobbies. Sorry! Don’t understand romance novels (don’t understand romance…..don’t want to read about it). Don’t want to do arts and crafts unless we are painting the house (don’t want to do that either but it’s an investment). And (after marriage-this is a Christian site) we want to have sex.
There you are! I just saved you hours of seminar time (How to understand men) and dollars on self help books.
But, what about being a Godly husband and father to family? To your church? To the community? Yes, we can do that. It’s a great investment. But we need you to understand and support us!
****the disclaimer-this is a HUMOROUS look at men. Understanding Women will be next week******